Lake Bonney bridge finally complete after 98 years of construction

By Callum Regan Barmera’s Lake Bonney has always been synonymous with the township and the citizens who reside in the houses that lay beneath the paddock sized puddle.Atop that puddle, has always stood an unfinished bridge, in which the locals decided to label as a “jetty”. As of today, like an absurdly overdue phone bill,Continue reading “Lake Bonney bridge finally complete after 98 years of construction”

Nuclear testing site to be approved not too far outside of Berri

The power of the atom is quite strong; strong enough for the Chinese Communist Party to propose a deal with the Riverland Council to construct a facility in the Gurra Gurra wetlands. As of mid-August this year, Chinese officials will be immigrating into Berri to start working on the massive project. Approximately 3,520,943.92 Yen willContinue reading “Nuclear testing site to be approved not too far outside of Berri”

Fruit Flies: another conspiracy? “Much like COVID-19 or climate change – not real”

With the rise in popularity of denying climate change and believing vaccines are ineffective. A new conspiracy has ruled out fruit flies as the cause of rotting fruit off the trees throughout the Riverland. “Do a quick few Google searches and you can easily come to a conclusion” says one local farmer. “There is soContinue reading “Fruit Flies: another conspiracy? “Much like COVID-19 or climate change – not real””